"John McCain to Paris Hilton: 'Cosmo, Biyatch!'"

1. How fantastic is it that there is election-themed spam?
2. The visual of John McCain using the word 'biyatch'? Fantastic.
3. I wonder if Cindy McCain uses that word.
4. Or any of the Palin family.
5. Am I the only one who imagined John McCain chest-bumping Paris while saying this?
6. Would John McCain saying something like this make him seem like he was slightly less ancient? Or just like he was trying too hard...