Wednesday, September 10, 2008

“Make your dinosaur grow larger”

1. I don't have a dinosaur, literal or figurative; this isn't so well-targeted.
2. Are there men who refer to their penis as a dinosaur?
3. If so, do these men ever get to have sex with women?
4. If so, have these women ever met other men?
5. Weren't a lot of dinosaurs kind of scaly and...not ideal for penetration purposes?
6. If you had a literal dinosaur, would you really want it to be bigger?
7. No, seriously -- have you seen Jurassic Park?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i told troy not to tell his little pet names to anyone.