"Angelina Jolie to adopt Spears children"

1. Seriously, doesn't Angelina have enough friggin' children?
2. If she did adopt the kidlets, would Maddox finally go postal and point out that his family has exploded in the past two years -- and thanks, but he'd rather go back to being an only child?
3. Would Zahara or Shiloh end up dating one of the boys later in life, in a very Flowers in the Attic sort of scenario?
4. Would she adopt Britney too?
5. Odds that there would be some sort of Britney/Angelina lesbian sex rumor?