"Robocop poised for hot comeback"

Questions:

1. Will Peter Weller still play RoboCop? Or, like Kit, will there be a more modern version of Robocop?
2. Didn't RoboCop die at the end of the movie? It's been a while, so maybe I'm wrong, but I'm not sure about the reincarnation thing. Although in all fairness, he's a robot...so maybe he just needs new batteries and a few well-placed screws.
3. Did RoboCop ever really go away?
4. Do they mean the fictional RoboCop...or is there a real RoboCop.
5. Does this mean Detroit will (finally) be crime-free?
6. Speaking of a crime-free Detroit -- would RoboCop be making his comeback, by chance, to arrest Detroit's mayor? Please?
7. When they say "poised," does that imply that RoboCop has been working out and shining himself up so he looks great for his first TV interview?

"Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape"

Some questions:

1. Would there be a lot of income from said tape? (i.e., who would buy it?)
2. Does this mean Paris Hilton and Mini-Me are friends?
3. Is Paris Hilton IN said tape (and if so, is the whole thing a clever PR move?)?
4. Is she taking a pre-donation cut of the sex tape profits?
5. What does Benji Madden think?
6. Should Mini-Me stop making sex tapes?
7. Should Paris Hilton stop making sex tapes?
8. Will this make Rick Solomon sad (that he didn't get a cut of this one)?